The 700 Club

Author: four_legged_tripod

Date: August 27, 2018

January 20, 1966 pitch meeting
Okay Mr. Robertson, I'm following so far, but why "the 700 Club"?
We added my IQ with twelve others creating the show and got 700. Plus, all the money will go to funding 700 hobo fight clubs around the world.
I like it, Pat, but you look too good. We need someone more ugly and wrinkly to host the show.
I'll be back tomorrow with the perfect host!
24 hours later
Hi! I'm Pat Robertson's dick.
Hey, God! We got a winner!