Sticky Situations

Author: four_legged_tripod

Date: March 3, 2020

Where are you going? It's almost dinner time.
To wash my hands. You've been harping on me to wash my hands before I touch my face.
You listened to me? After all those talks about the flu and the coronavirus, you actually listened to me?
Yep. I just wish you would have given me this advice before I started masturbating.