All comics by fragonard

 

by fragonard
9-02-04
At a beautifully strary night
Hi there, Jacko
Heya Mr. Fart
What a beautifully strary night!
...
Yeah!!! Ya know perfectly well what I want most!!!!
Alright, alright! You may lick my back... duh!

 

by fragonard
9-02-04
Jacko sings thriller at 1989
Hi there, Jacko
...Cause This Is Thriller, Thriller Night...
What a beautifully strary night!
Yoo-ooooh!
2004
Just another quetion, President Jacko... Well about those plastic surgeries...
Thats NONSENSE! duh

 

by fragonard
9-02-04
Well Mr. Fart, explain yourself! I've been waiting so long, that the world ended lately! duh
Sorry, I just wanted to lead this strip into total Meaninglessnessness. or what

 

by fragonard
9-02-04
I won't wait any longer!

 

by fragonard
9-02-04
Welcome to Washington W.C.! Here at the front of the Buckingham palace, you see, the monument of the famous american nazi chap, Sgt john Heckschenhockschenhacksch!
But as the President of the Unified Fanatics, I prefer watching TV. At least it has more colors...
Thats more like it! duh

 

by fragonard
9-02-04
Jacko and the Bunnyman... Gedit?

 

by fragonard
9-02-04
Relax, dont doooeeet!
Cannot be ignored...?
Destroy it Mr. Fart!
The backdrop's still gay.
Yeah. We should drink champagne. duh

 

by fragonard
9-02-04
Confusing, isn't it?

 

by fragonard
9-02-04
duh
hehehehehehe...HEHE!
BWAHAHAHAHHAAARRRAHHHÖÖEE! I'M MAAAAD!

 

by fragonard
9-02-04
heh.. he.. Duh? It's Jesus himself!
I am...!
Jacko, since you gone crazy, you're no longer capable to do a President's job! I decided, to turn you into a ROBOT!
Whoa! I got arms! I am really cool now!
Yes, you are cool! I've got all your records!

 

by fragonard
9-05-04
Jacko was watching a stunning live perfonmance/exlusive report, with a brand NEW and seemstobe reallyvery original Englismanish band, called "The Shits".
-'Lalalala-Lololo! Whueeee! Yhoah! Woll Thonk Yeou Vory much, oll yeouh fons of moein! Saey yeou soon! Somewan moyt goet horself focked boy mey! Hohohowhwehe!' -'And now back to the studio!'
Yes, we're backstage, with everyone's favorite singer, Harvis Pooworth vocalist od The Shits! Well, Mr Poowort... er I don't know how to ask, but.. May I call you Harvis?
Oye! Yeou dofinetley moey!
Jeeeezuskrist! And THEY call ME a pink yoghurt!
-'...Right on Harve! Hey, may i call you a pink yoghurt?' -'Yeou dofinetly moey not!

 

by fragonard
9-28-04
Hi Geek.
Hi there Jacko! Know what? I've got a BRAND new Tomb raider poster on my bedroom wall!
Groovey
Uh.. aNd yesterday I was watching Formula-1, and i ate some peanuts and drank coke, then gone to sleep, and next day went to school, and played with turbo pascal.
Sorry mr Gates, you STILL are a boring-bum!
No way, I'm a Boom!

 

by fragonard
12-05-04
In the blue corner: Jacko! And in the red corner: Eminem! ... And let the first round begin! DINGGG
At first thought: You are Black, and you are gay, so there's no room for you in this word of the superior race of my kind, soon will be ruled by me!
Duh.Right. I'm no longer black, but orange, no gay, but pedophile, and I AM THE PRESIDENT OF THIS COUNTRY, so you can go back to the factory, where you've been made!
er... Your hair still sucks!

 

by fragonard
12-05-04
In the blue corner: Jacko! And in the red corner: Eminem! ... And let the second round begin! DINGGG
Ya say my hair suck? Well what about yours You little...
Hey! wait a minute... Your hair isn't blond, Its dark! You're not even Eminem! You're...
...ASH FROM POKÉMON! BWAHAHAHA!
Shut up! shut up! Or i'll smack you with my big red balls!

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