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My last real relationship was ended when we found out we wanted two different things.
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| What did you make for dinner? | |
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| I made reservations at the Chez Orgasmo baby! | |
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Not only that, but we were swingers and I always got stuck with the ugly spouse.
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When we broke up, it was amicable. However, I was stuck with a few mystery purchases on my credit card...
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| Hey! You're not Russian! You're not even the Age of Consent!! | |
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