The explicit bitterness of Don Knotts

Author: fragpig

Date: January 31, 2001

by fragpig
1-31-01
My last real relationship was ended when we found out we wanted two different things.
What did you make for dinner?
I made reservations at the Chez Orgasmo baby!
Not only that, but we were swingers and I always got stuck with the ugly spouse.
c'mere sweet thang!
What?
When we broke up, it was amicable. However, I was stuck with a few mystery purchases on my credit card...
Hey! You're not Russian! You're not even the Age of Consent!!
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