FTC 79: An Optimist.

Author: friendy

Date: December 12, 2005

by friendy
12-12-05
GUESS WHAT, Mom? I just ASSASSINATED TED KENNEDY!
OH MY GOD, NO!!! NOOOOO!!!
Mommy, I'm PREGGANT! And WOOFY'S the daddy!
OH, HOW HORRIBLE!!! SOB!!!
Well, at least the earth hasn't been taken over by the aliens.
Hello there!