Nerdiopaths: A Bird

Author: friendy

Date: July 28, 2015

by friendy
7-28-15
Wow, Scott, you got yourself a pet! Hello, little birdy!
Keeping animals as pets is one of the stupidest things people do. It’s a robobird I made. It can do anything a real bird does, even shit. Only it shits chocolate.
Wow! Let me… Eew, it doesn’t taste like chocolate! SCOTT!!!