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by frizzlefry
7-06-03
Is fellatio legal in all 50 states now?
If it's not, it should be mandated by martial law.
Total and complete annihilation of the Fjurkin Armies.
Whole cities of innocent people laid waste for a marshmellow mine.

 

by frizzlefry
7-06-03
Somewhere between here and Shroomsville.
So much smoke, so little lungspace.
Fucking amazing visuals, Dick.
I don't think you're getting my point here...
And that point is?
Pretty swirls, so pretty.
Just another piece of roadkill on the interstellar drug highway.

 

by frizzlefry
7-06-03
Do you have a license for this piece of machinery, Dick?
No, but I've got a fat cock you can shove in your face.
Settle down padre, I was talking to Mr. Bacon.

 

by frizzlefry
7-06-03
Somewhere South of Heaven.
Hmm, gettin' toasty.
I am Lucifer, I will eat your soul Floyd!
If you do me, can I do you?

 

by frizzlefry
7-06-03
Hualgalhlahulahlag
Probably the smartest thing I've heard all day.
In the grand scheme of things, I'm probably bigger than Fred Rogers right now.
In the grand scheme of things, we're all bigger than Gary Coleman though..
May I gently carress your cock with my loving man-tongue.
$5 bucks, take it or leave it.

 

by frizzlefry
7-06-03
Hey, do you remember when Pearl Jam kicked ass?
*trying to remember*
Can't say that I do.
Good, it was a trick question. They've always sucked.
All the time I spent learning to suck cock just so I could impress Eddie Vedder, Wasted!

 

by frizzlefry
7-06-03
Floyd, have you ever tried to fuck a truffle.
Only on Wednesdays.
Did you use protection?
Yeah, I had it in a vise clamp.

 

by frizzlefry
7-06-03
The Statement.
Behold, the Lord and your Savior.
The Question.
If you're the Lord, can you give me super powers?
The conclusion.
I can give you a fat cock in your mouth. 2 for the price of 1.
I think I'll pass, I've got a Star Trek convention to go to.

 

by frizzlefry
7-06-03
Alas Horatio, I knew him well.
In the Biblical sense?
More like the Victorian sense?
How'd you get the red wig on him?
The old fashioned way.
Fuckin' A.

 

by frizzlefry
7-06-03
Sitting on a park bench...Eyeing little squirrels with bad intent.
What a day for a day dream.
This is the end. My furry friend, the end.
You bitch too much.

 

by frizzlefry
7-06-03
Die terrorist!
To use force or not to use force...
Bow at the glory of General Bnuk!
No cock for you either!

 

by frizzlefry
7-06-03
Aboard the fag ship, lolli-cocks!
Not only can I approve of that statement, I can totally and whole-heartedly agree with every notion it could possibly represent, and I shall henceforth refer to you as T Deuce, El presidente.
Dizzams yo.
Hualgalhlahulahlag

 

by frizzlefry
7-08-03
Cheery thoughts from a drifter.
Alas, alas. I am alone in the bitter desolation that is life.
Is it better to die in remorse, or live for the rest of my life in guilt?
To die in a ditch, or try to take out as many innocents as possible.
Fin.
Tis better to die a lonely death than live through life waiting around for it to come anyway.

 

by frizzlefry
7-08-03
I think I'm in love with a man in a chicken suit.
I'm gonna pretend I didn't hear that.
He lives in that house right there, he'll be out here any second.
That's it, too weird for my coffee.
We can take our business elsewhere, Ray.
cluck.

 

by frizzlefry
7-08-03
I am a lady killer.
Where are his pants?
I have loved ladies the world over. And over. and over!
So have I.
Don't worry buddy, she wouldn't fuck me either.

 

by frizzlefry
7-08-03
Joe Getsnun, In Action!
I am gonna score tonight. I've got the ladies right where I want them.
I'm gonna go talk to this hot little piece of ass.
Hey lil' lady, can you keep a secret?
No, but I can call the cops with my cell phone without looking.
She told me she was 18!
Right this way Mr. Getsnun.

 

by frizzlefry
7-14-03
Monday. 1:19 a.m.
Is there really any kind of polite way to proposition of skullfucking?
Who really bothers with asking?
No, I think that you have to make a big sign. A sculpture of some sort.
867-5309
What if I make a sign using poster board?
It'll have to be a big scene. Much effort shall be put forth.

 

by frizzlefry
7-14-03
I'm gonna go get me a hot piece of lady pie tonight, if you know what I mean?
Joe, you've gotten either beaten up or arrested every night this week. Give it up, or get new lines.
But if I was to give up now, I'd sacrifice the initial integrity of my mission.
Which is?
To lose my virginity before I turn 36!
Then maybe you should get a better line than "don't tell your parents".

 

by frizzlefry
7-14-03
The lines that divide us only bring us closer together.
I can't hear that because I'm in the other column.
Dramatic music hits!
I have recently come to the conclusion that there is no love. Jesus was only man. And the one and true lord is living in my pocket.
HE does?
Of course he does. He lives there, he pays rent there, and he's got cable.
I wish I had a pocket to call home...

 

by frizzlefry
7-14-03
Unhappy in Freedom.
Hopeless, desparation. An ocean. A vast ocean of rocks.
I would trade them all for a morning bonghit, or a bit love..
To whom it may concern, which is noone. I have shuffled off this mortal coil, and left the stage to the better actors.
Is it worth the trouble, or should I just stick around to annoy the rest of the castmembers?
Floyd arrives.
Fuck it. I'll just live in my can and think about it for a really long time. Maybe if I'm lucky a hooker with throw some DNA encrusted panties on me.
If you're not going to use them, give 'em to me.

 

by frizzlefry
7-16-03
Dick and Floyd....at it again.
The Toxic Avenger has eaten my children!
Did he really?
Tip of the Day: Don't let superheroes from New Jersey eat your babies.
Yeah, and he didn't even leave a tip!

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