Frog and Albert's Dinner Date [p2]

Author: frogthechicken

Date: January 27, 2005

by frogthechicken
1-27-05
"Why must you always do this to me?" Wailed the broken-hearted Frog.
I can't help it, dude, it was all the eggnog!
Frog tried to calm down and finish the rest of his food, but Albert continued to eat loudly, belch, and just be rude!
MORE MEAT!
Frog pushed himself away from the table and ran to the loo, splashed some water on his face and thought about what to do.
How many ways are there to kill someone in his sleep without him being able to fight back?