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by fuck
8-10-01
this is my strip
i like this title it
is good yes
it is not good
plplpl is the niose you make when
you blow rasperries
infact it is shit
blow rasperries?
im sorry but that is twisted.

 

by fuck
8-10-01
this is my other strip
can i have sex with you
no
then die
ah! i am dieing

 

by fuck
8-10-01
oh look fire
oh look chikcen
oh look paper and bug
oh look man
this is the best strip ever
oh look girl
oh look funny man with bag

 

by fuck
10-09-01
10AM
give me SEX!
no
11AM
give me sex or ill kill youre mom
o okay if you in sist
12AM
thanks for the sex, made me feel like a women again
i feel so cheep and used!

 

by fuck
10-15-01
wehn a man loves a women
HE NALE'S THE FUCKIN BITCH
AH! POLEECE!! ITS RAPE!!
taht was sexaly satasfing
that hurt now im all sore!! ! but i loved it reely

 

by fuck
10-16-01
helo im lame and i suck!! i dizzerve to be kileld!
then ill kill you! howw do you liek that!!
o but i was just jokeing!!
hahaha now hes just a piel of ahshes FUCKING CUNT HA HA BURN IN HELL YOU FUCK AND YOURE FUCKING FAMILY TOO FUCKER

 

by fuck
10-16-01
helo there bich, im a virgin and hate it, so stikc youre ass in the are and preppare to have sex!! othar wise i will shoot
it loosk like i have no chioisce
and sign 3 blidn mice, it turns me on
3 blind mice, cut of there tales with a carveing nife. o not so hard youre dick too big
thakns hoar, now dont go to the poleece ori will hunt you doun and shooot you in teh stommack
life is un fare!! [thats from the malcom in middle song!!

 

by fuck
10-23-01
phuew it looks like the caoast is clear
i dont see that bad man, who rapes peepel any wear
time for SEX!!
i spoke to soon

 

by fuck
10-23-01
i like to shrugg
me to
i like to look atpaper
me to
but what i reely like is hamer nale's in my head, fuck i think im goining blind!!
you suck i preffre to rape pepel, hey thiers that aisan girl CMERE HO

 

by fuck
10-24-01
one day at ranchh
so i says well them rotre turbines aint gona genarate gravvatons by them selfs
ha ha!!
what the fuck are you talknig about

 

by fuck
10-27-01
no its that manniack who rape's pepel!!
wait here me out
i only rape pepel, be cuase i was abbused by my dad whhen i was a child, he use to fuck me up the ass
thats such a sad story it brings teer's to my eys
wel bend over bich cos this is reely goning to brigng teer's to youre eyes!!

 

by fuck
10-30-01
fuck im in jale for rape
forchanatatly im in a sell with a sexy women, lets have sex bitch
ubt im under age!!
your all so goning too be under my cock in a minite, ha ha ha!!
some one help!!

 

by fuck
10-30-01
well come to hell
but, why am i in hell, i was good!!
no you stupid fucker, you rapped peepel all the time, you call that good
ha ha ha, taht give's me an idaea!! BEND OVER HO
no, some one help!!

 

by fuck
11-01-01
well come!!
so mr mad rappist why haave you come to me a physchiyatricist
be cause i cant stop raping peepel, youve got to help me docter!! ima desparrite man
well come!!
raping peepel you say, thiers only 1 solluton ffor that
whats that docter, pleese tell me!!
well come!!
you have to rape all the peepel in the wuld, then youll run out of seeman
good idaea!! docter!! ill start with you, BEND OVER FUCKIN FUCK TOY HOAR ILL FUCKIN FUCK YOU GOOD YOU FUCCKIN HO ILL FUCK YOU FUCKIN FUCK TOY HO

 

by fuck
11-13-01
hello there freind
helo!!
why is evry one at this sight so lame
i dont no may be there jelos of fucks commedick wit
yes, so, heres a mesage to you lamers.
SUCK ME OF LAMERS!! ha ha thatll teach em

 

by fuck
11-17-01
that stupid newby dosnet even no how to post comics!!
i no hes so fuckin lame
YOUR LAME!!
YOUR LAME!!

 

by fuck
12-14-01
helo there mr paper clip, i dont see any women arround, so its you. you may aswell not ressist, im goning to rape you and theres noth ing you can do
no pleese i dont want to
why not?
be cause youre dick is to big, it will hurt, also im a very relligios and dont beleive in sex out side marige.i want my first-time to be speiciall
dont worry itll be speiciall al right, FOR ME!! now shutup and un dress
ah!! god!! help!! im gonig to go to hell!!

 

by fuck
12-17-01
hohooh mery christmas little asain girl
its santa!! what have you got for me santa!!
wel if you just give me a minnute to pull of my fake beerd here
what? fake beerd?
ha ha ha!! yes!! its me, the evil rappist!! time for SEX, hoar!! bend th fuck over!!
but pleese!! im only 3!! no!!

 

by fuck
12-20-01
hey asain girl do you no what!!
what!!
fuck has has one tribute thred!! lara7 made it
what thhats great new's, how will we calebarte!!
ill give you 3 gess's, and the firdst 2 dont cownt
oh oh

 

by fuck
12-20-01
yes so im an very expanisive lawer. i deel with civvil law soots manely. all so i am in propparty investmint, what do you do.
i rape undfer age peepel

 

by fuck
12-23-01
asain girl i no weve had our difrence's in the past
you meen how you rape me all the time.
yes but thats in the past, at this time of year we shold put difrnce's a side and consentraite on the true meening of christmas
yes whats that?
havin sex with the virgin mary!! ha aha
ah no!!

 

by fuck
12-25-01
yes you fuckin bitch of a hoar!! its unconsenshial sex time
whats sex?
hohohoho, waht a butafull 25 decembwer
yes
mery christmas to al l my reeder's!!

 

by fuck
12-28-01
christmas is over for an other yeer
yes
what shold we do now my freind?
i no!! why dont we go on a trane jurny
prettend the ashes is white
this was a good idea
oh no the trane has centrel heatin!! im meltin!! CUNT

 

by fuck
1-03-02
sex
no thankyou
when a women say's no she reely meens yes
ah!
the fist law of evil rapping
ok yes then!!

 

by fuck
1-03-02
the seccand law of evil rapping, ou can distract youre victim with lie's
look is that haleys commet!!
haleys comet where?
oops my misstake, its just a person getin raped

 

by fuck
1-03-02
the third + final law of evil rapping
if you cant find a goodlookin women any wear
theres no need to be pickey!! hi thare hoar
but use a condomm pleese this time, i dont want gonaria agian

 

by fuck
1-04-02
helo im a man, the mad rappist infact. this strip is brilant, but im dipresred.
why whats rong
be cuase i want to rape this hoar goock (who is all so my neece) hear but ive been kastraited!! i havent rapped any one for 9 minute's, oh look were in a lake and ive been xraid, how strange
ive got a job in the poleece so you cant rape me any more, all so i am a post woman
infact, i mite even be turnin gay!! im proud but wait what dos the bibball say about gay peepel?
well come to hell

 

by fuck
1-09-02
anger + glutony
YOU BITCH IM GONIG TO RA-I MEEN CUDLE YOU!!
cold you give me some pie's in sted pleese
greed + envy
no. ive cudled evry one in the world exept for 29 peepel
i wish i could be 1 of the peepel you didnt cudle
sloth +pride
ok ill cudle you now!! no on 2nd thoght i cant be bothred
why not!! thares nothin rong with me!!

 

by fuck
1-11-02
on your nee's bitch
cant we have som of four play for a chainge? we dont cudle enogh
hahahaha!! four play, we donrt cudle enogh, hahahaha, your funy
seriosly now, get on youre nee's be fore i smash youre fucking face in you fucking cooz
you cant chainge a man

 

by fuck
1-15-02
ah 1 2 ah 1 2 3 4!!
ive got so much mony now i can at last aford a shave
and i can aford som cloths that fit, i mite all so go to a rave!!
im gonig to by an other cat, hip hiup hip horay!!
and i can by an other kid, this 1 isn't mine any way
im so verry glad now that were all so stinkin rich
shutup slut its time for sex you mother fuckin bitch

 

by fuck
1-19-02
oh no its a terorrist suaside bomber from osamma + he has a atom-bomb straped to his back
DIE INFADEL'S!!
evry ones dead so we can styart a propper story now

 

by fuck
1-28-02
helo were the asain girl's
so am i
were hear to wish stripcreator a very hapy birthday
sory were late
yes if thier was no stripcreator we woldnt be able to make funy strip's liuke this one
but this strip is shit, it dosnt even have any rape!!

 

by fuck
1-29-02
hears fred (thats me, i look a bit like brad)who is visitting his girl freind suzie
helo fred!! ive got a vidio from the shop[, why dont we go wach it
ok
this is a rommantic film fred, why dont we sit a bit closser toogether
ohboy oh boy i thnik this is it!!
latter on the way home
yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

by fuck
3-13-02
ok bitch ive not rapped you for a long time now, its time to make up for lost tmie!!
no way. ive brogt my big brother with me, hell fuck youre shit up good
so youre asain girls brother
yes and i here youve been rapping her. no one rape's my sister. im going to cut youre feet of and nale them on to youre head

 

by fuck
3-21-02
fucks comic's arnet as good as they use to be, they use to be funy but now the joke has old
emmmmmmm suck me of lamer
fuckin idoit
wa!! momy!! momy!! the nasty rappist was meen to me!!

 

by fuck
3-27-02
NO.

 

by fuck
3-30-02
i hate this cuntry!! the secret poleece have forced me to lern every eppisode of star trek, babbylon5 and the xfiles by hart! and theyve said i can only listen to They Migt Be GIant's!!
you think youve got it bad?? i keep geting soddomized by giant robot's!!
youve been fond gilty of treeson, so asume the positon, you fuckin fuckhole - were gonig to share a RAPport, and when were all RAPped up, you wont exactally be in RAPture!!
pleese...hury up do it...just no more pun's...
the canadan goverment is so evil!! if only some one wold libbiriate us from the end less geekyness, puns and sexal mollestaton!!
this look's like a job for... STRIPCREARTORNATION!!

 

by fuck
4-08-02
now watch it!! im not afriad to use this
tuo siht tros lli dna revo ti dnah
im warning you for the last time!!
!!esrever ni gniklat ruoy ,enod evuoy tawh kool !!toidi uoy
*ZAP*
rigt, you asked for it. im just gonig to press the button and change you back
!!EPAR eht ton !on

 

by fuck
6-03-02
Cudgel thy brains no more about it, for your dull ass will not mend his pace with beating.
And, when you are asked this question next, say 'a grave-maker: 'the houses that he makes last till Doomsday.'
In youth, when I did love, did love, methought it was very sweet, To contract, O, the time, for, ah, my behove, O, methought, there was nothing meet.
Has this fellow no feeling of his business, that he sings at grave-making?
Custom hath made it in him a property of easiness.
'Tis e'en so: the hand of little employment hath the daintier sense.

 

by fuck
6-06-02
GESS WHO'SE BACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
i dont no who
youres. at leest thats what youl soobn be on, bitch
i hope this has 0 to do with rapping

 

by fuck
7-04-02
rar!!
who the fuck aer yo??
im tobor the giannt ass rapping robot, i rape peepels ass's
o no you dont, rapping peepel is my shtik!! we must hve a big rape off to deiside who the best rappist!!
raaar tobor will cortn hole you!!
hoar ill fuckin nale youre pink ass you fuckin slut of a slut

 

by fuck
7-15-02
my peenis is sharper then anny sorrd!!
1rst youd beter stop wavving it arond like a fether duster
ive got a long-sharp leson for you too lern too day
and ive got a litel TIP for yuo, get the PONTi??
you rape likke a darey farmr!!
how aproporitare, you rape like a cow!!

 

by fuck
7-15-02
my hancarcheiff wil wipe up youre seeman!!
so you got that job as a janniter after al
my peenis is famos all ovver the carrabein!!
to bad no ones evver herd of YOU at al!!
ive rapped ape's more pollite then you!!
im glad to here you atended youre fammly reunoin!!

 

by fuck
7-15-02
im tyred of all this vialance. why dont we just make love like any lovving cople??
ok that sond's like a good idae!! wait hear wile i go put on a ruber
wate untill he turn's arond and then...
EAT COCK, FUCKHOLE!!
ah!!

 

by fuck
7-15-02
helo im a bald man, whares my frend tobor?? i thogt i saw him arond hear
im dont no how to brake this too you, but im afrade i rapped him to deth like the fillthy ho he is
o no!! tobor was my only frend, waht will i do with out him!! sob sob sob
im sory. it was verry qick, he didnt even sufer
wil you pleese be my new best frend??
i dont no. do you have a tite pusy??

 

by fuck
7-15-02
helo asain girl
the mad rappist!! long time no sea, what have you been up too??
wel 1rst i beet tobor in a rapping compation. then i rapped his bald frend untill i came all over his fat mantit's
anny way stop asking stuppid fucking queston's + get youre ass up like a $2-hoar
yesir

 

by fuck
7-16-02
i wonder what is the rule's to this contest
i got no idae, im just a stupid cock teese
i tihnk some thing about changeing back ground's and saying drink's with alchachol, so ill say cider. you say 1 to bitch
ok milk
milks not alchahol you fuckin stupid jizam bucket
i bet we havnt got anny of the rule's!!

 

by fuck
7-19-02
thats stupid you dont get rocket's of tnt, it shold say like 'atomb bomb' or 'napam' on the side
fuck you faggot ill say what i like on my side
how sily, death isnt actally a person, its just the word we say when peepel die
why dont you lick my annus you fucking kidy fidler
im sory but that litel girl dosnt look any thing like an asain
yeh well youre mother

 

by fuck
7-19-02
leutienant uhura is in hidding
well ive locked the door's and window's and got into this buncker 700-feet undergrond. im totaly safe from that wierd allien
helo ho!!
oh no it cant be!!
you left the catflap open. now i think its time the floor and youre knee's had a litel rendevos

 

by fuck
7-19-02
head's up bitch, time for a fuckfest
yawn borring
what?? borring??
evry day the same thing. you tell me too asume the positon so you can jam youre rod in my snatch and if i dont you kick my teeeth down my throat. its geting old
ok your rite its time for a change. this time if you dont asume the positon ill brake youre nose and bite youre finger's of. hows that??
horay!!

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