All comics by fuck_attitudechicka

 

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If I had seven hundred billion dollars for every funny attitudechicka comic, people would still be stepping over my comatose body in the streets!
The first thing most people say when they see attitudechicka's child is "You know, you could go into chemo for that."
Yeah, but I also heard that they say, "Roll over, boy!"
No, that's what they say to her.
Really? What happened to "Woman, I need my cock up before my 3:30?"
attitudechicka is Monica Lewinsky?!

 

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Say, have you ever read chicka's featured comic?
You mean the one about changing all the "St." to "Street?" Yeah, it's fucking horrible.
I was wondering why she put that piece of shit up as her feature comic.
Probably as a cry for help.
Oh, sort of how like the first thing some people tell you is "I contracted seven kinds of herpes from a goat?"
Looking for pity.

 

Hello there, my little one!
Goo goo. Gaa gaa.
What?! You're attitudechicka's kid?!
I could've sworn I heard baby noises coming out of your ass.

 

Hey! What the hell are you doing here? This is the women's restroom!
Oh! It is? Then let me ask you this...
What are YOU doing in here?

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