In a conversation where I explained how I hate everyone...

Author: fugobo

Date: April 19, 2001

by fugobo
4-19-01
So I'm not really dumb. I wouldn't be if, you know, I tried. But, I mean, I don't really care about impressing people, so that's why I act stupid all the time.
I'm really smart. When I play pool, if the other person racks the balls loose, I can make the 8 ball on the break every time!
But, no really. I'm really smart. Or, you know, I would be if I wanted to impress people. But I don't.
If I wasn't already in hell, I would be screaming for satan to rip my worthless soul out of my body and cary it down into the depths of fiery relief.