God and Jesus sharing a moment

Author: funkidelic2

Date: November 8, 2009

by funkidelic2
11-08-09
God and Jesus. Bonding.
Hey, Jesus, pull my finger!
I can't. I'm nailed to this cross.
Oh, well, er, uhhmm, ahhhh, ohhh! I just farted anyways.
My God! My God! Why have you forsaken me?
Hey, don't blame me, buddy! It was the triple-decker bean and cheese burrito that I ate that forsook you!
**dies**