Jack and Mr. Bear

Author: funnykid

Date: January 21, 2006

by funnykid
1-21-06
I have horrible news.
What?
I've got cancer. I have 31 days to live.
That's horrible! But at least you get out on day 29, so you can see everyone one last time.
Actually, they're keeping me in the extra two days, since they don't want to release someone with cancer into the world. I'm contaminated with stupid.
I could have told you that.