Jimmy's Grandpa

Author: funnykid

Date: May 23, 2006

by funnykid
5-23-06
So, where did you go for all that time, Grandpa?
I was inside Martha Stewart's small intestines, along with some other guy named Dave, who has a hernia.
Um....not to be rude, but WHY were you inside Martha Stewart's small intestines?
Because god wanted to put me in an intestinal tract I could be proud of.
You're still as senile as ever, aren't you, Grandpa?
Youth is wasted on the tongue, Martha.