Eat too much candy and you'll get CAVITIES! OMG BAD PUN LOL!

Author: funnykid

Date: May 23, 2006

by funnykid
5-23-06
Excuse me, can I have my snickers bar?
What? I don't have your snickers bar.
Yes. Yes you do. You see, every night when you fall asleep, I put food items in you bodily cavities for safekeeping.
OWCH! WHAT are you DOING, man?
I'm TRYING to get my snickers bar out of your butt. Hold still, please.
Is that a slim jim coming out of my nose?