The Trial of the Century Part 4

Author: funnypony

Date: February 23, 2003

by funnypony
2-23-03
Uh, Mr. DKilroy? I am your lawyer.
Lawyer? Why when I was a youngin'---
That's nice Mr. DKilroy, but we need to plan a defense strategy.
What am I being charged with?
Oh, that list is too long to go into right now. Let's just say you have obviously led a colorful life.