The Trial of the Century Part 5

Author: funnypony

Date: February 23, 2003

by funnypony
2-23-03
Weeks later the trial begins...
All rise the Honorable Judge Knowitall presiding
Man, when do I get my own t.v. show?
Opening statement for the Prosecution
Ladies and gentleman of the jury. I intend to prove that the defendant, one Mr. DKilroy is unequivocally guilty of the many crimes for which he is charged. Not the least of which is being shameless!
ahhhh
Members of the jury nodding their heads
Gasp...ohhhh....ahhhh
Look at that old fogey. Of course he did it!