The Trial of the Century Part 6

Author: funnypony

Date: February 23, 2003

by funnypony
2-23-03
Eh? Speak up dang nabbit!
Opening Statement for the Defense
Distinguised members of the jury. I thank you all for being here. I assure you that all the charges so vengefully brought against my client will be shown to be false.
ahhhhh
As well as merely a malicious attempt to get a laugh!
gasp...look at that old fogey of course he's innocent.