The Trial of the Century Part 7

Author: funnypony

Date: February 23, 2003

by funnypony
2-23-03
Eh? Speak up dang nabbit!
Prosecutor, please call your first witness
I call to the stand Keeper of Tickets
On the charge of shameless butt kissing is it not true that the defendant not only acquired his original title but also asked for another one?
Well it's not unhear--