The Trial of the Century Part 18

Author: funnypony

Date: February 24, 2003

by funnypony
2-24-03
You said, and I quote, "I got the van stuck in a ditch thanks to the crappy direction of the salesperson I had with me." Are those your words?
Yes, that is what I said. Salespeople give crapp---
And did the defendant shamelessly tease you about this horrific and painful incident that left you forever scarred?
Well I wouldn't say scarred but I openly wept when he said, "Um DT, I don't think the directions "turn left at the ravine" were to be taken literally."
I have no questions at this time.
Eh? Speak up dang nabbit!