The Trial of the Century Part 23

Author: funnypony

Date: February 24, 2003

by funnypony
2-24-03
Yes, you are under oath. Now please continue.
Well then he said, "I hear Hoover is releasing a new line of vacuum cleaners and there are always dishwashers to oogle." {sobbing} See what I mean?
Yes, I understand now Ms. 13 and I apologize for putting you through this. I would like the testimony to show that the defendant shamelessly flaunts his manhood.
{sob}
I have no questions at this time.