The Trial of the Century Part 24

Author: funnypony

Date: February 24, 2003

by funnypony
2-24-03
Next will Mr. Nick Burns please take the stand. Mr. Burns I understand you are a happily married man. Correct?
{foolish grin}
Mr. Burns you will need to make a verbal reply.
Yes, oh yes!
And your wife is completely faithful?
Yes, oh yes!