The Trial of the Century Part 30

Author: funnypony

Date: February 24, 2003

by funnypony
2-24-03
Let me guess, you have no questions at this time.
That is correct, Your Honor.
I call Mr. Pseudomarty next please. You are quite a punster aren't you? Dare I say an expert in the field?
{chuckles} Well I do what I can.
So you would be a good judge of what constitutes a pure pun and just a cheap knock-off?
Well I have been referred to as the Punmeister.