The Trial of the Century Part 32

Author: funnypony

Date: February 24, 2003

by funnypony
2-24-03
On the grounds that this witness is a pundit!
Well yes Your Honor, of course he is. That's why he was called as an expert on puns.
Overruled!
Fine then I have one question for Mr. Marty.
How much wood would a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
How would I know? No pun intended.