The Trial of the Century Part 36

Author: funnypony

Date: February 24, 2003

by funnypony
2-24-03
Suddenly a shout erupts from the audience
Hey, I resemble that remark!
Objection sustained! Sit down sir, I don't care how famous you are. I will have no disruptions in my court room. There will be no quarter given for celebrity status!
But I'm right. You can't deny that I'm right.
You may step down Google.
Will Mr. Hasufin please take the stand? Where were you the morning of Feb. 14th, 2003?
I was at my computer reading the Chronicles and stroking my cat. I'd just given him a bath.