The Trial of the Century Part 37

Author: funnypony

Date: February 24, 2003

by funnypony
2-24-03
And will you now tell the court just what you witnessed?
It was the most shameless attempt at making a joke that I've ever seen. I mean really, he was throwing out things like, "How do you make a Venetian Blind? Pok'em in the eye."
And "What's black, evil, and wears a cowboy hat? Garth Vader." {sigh}
I have no questions at this time.
I'd like to call Woodman to the stand. Mr. Woodman is it true that you became caught up in a heated bidding war for a bottle of questionable cologne?
Yes, that is true sir.