The Trial of the Century Part 38

Author: funnypony

Date: February 24, 2003

by funnypony
2-24-03
And that you were merely bidding on behalf of a friend?
Yes, she wanted the stuff as a gift. I of course do not wear the aforementioned cologne.
But the defendant, does he shamelessly admit to wearing this discontinued and somewhat repugnant fragrance?
He most certainly does. He refused to back down on the bidding, exclaiming rather loudly, "Heywaitaminute, I still wear Hai Karate."
I have no questions at this time.
Eh? Speak up dang nabbit!