The Trial of the Century Part 43

Author: funnypony

Date: February 24, 2003

by funnypony
2-24-03
Your Honor, ladies and gentleman of the jury, I now call SweetLouLou to take the stand.
{waving fan across face} Sir I would be honored. {batting eyes} No pun intended Your Honor.
Guitars wailing
I have it on good authority that you participated in something called a Purity Test. Is this a fact?
{lowering eyes} Why yes, this is true.