The Trial of the Century Part 50

Author: funnypony

Date: February 24, 2003

by funnypony
2-24-03
Overruled!
Now Ms. U where do I begin? There is such a history between you and the defendant it seems like there could be a trial for your case alone.
Do you mind sharing with the court some of the things you have had to indure?
Well first he is completely anti-redneck. And he doesn't know a thing about football or cheese. He does not understand the joys of a tractor or flannel.
Or wearing flannel while driving a tractor. And don't even get me started on the whole issue of milking a cow...
So you are saying that he shamelessly mocks you?