The Trial of the Century Part 54

Author: funnypony

Date: February 24, 2003

by funnypony
2-24-03
The trial resumes
I call first to the stand, Mr. Leaddore Mistwalker. You supply your services to the board members, is that correct?
Yes, I make sure Sparky is at their disposal.
And when Sparky is down what is the general response?
Well everybody pitches in and offers to help me bring him back up again.
And did Mr. DKilroy make such an offer?
Yes he did. Of course he couldn't make it there in person but he did tell me, "If it helps, we can Fedex you a case sodas and Hostess Twinkies, or any other comfort food of your choice."