The Trial of the Century Part 60

Author: funnypony

Date: February 25, 2003

by funnypony
2-25-03
If you are so old, why haven't you moved into a home?
Was in one. They kicked me out. Said they couldn't take the incessant playing of the Pina Colada song. Kids today...no respect for the classics! They also didn't like me calling dibs on the rocker.
No further questions. The prosecution rests.
I'd like a nap too, please.
You may step down now Mr. DKilroy.
Eh? Speak up dang nabbit!