The Trial of the Century Part 61

Author: funnypony

Date: February 25, 2003

by funnypony
2-25-03
Closing Arguments
Well I think the case is clear. Not only is the defendant old but he is shamelessly old! And for this he must be found GUILTY!!
Why is he shouting at me?
Old he may be, but shameless no. Would somebody shameless drink Dr. Pepper?
I like Pizza.
Would somebody shameless try to get tickets for an Elton John/Billy Joel concert?
{humming} Well I'm shameless...