Nick Burns Atkins Diet Diary: Day 42

Author: funnypony

Date: January 27, 2004

by funnypony
1-27-04
3:05 p.m.
So, the guy at the Sub shop says you've been harassing him.
I swear I wasn't propositioning anyone. All I asked for was a fluffernutter.
3:11 p.m.
I'm not that religious...but I confess I would kill for a fluffernutter.
Fluffernutter? Is that some new kind of...nevermind.
11:23 p.m.
Don't break now honey. You're doing so good.
All I want is a fluffernutter...No, not THAT. It's a sandwich. A sandwich, I tell ya!