All comics by fusian

 

by fusian
12-09-05
you look like my dinner
but...but...i'm a king!!!
and?kings die all the time
not in this day and age.
your forgetting,this is a come strip.
oh shit.

 

by fusian
12-09-05
butch has something to say to bacon man
i...i want to tell you something.
yes?
well....
OUT WITH IT MAN!!!
I love you.

 

by fusian
12-09-05
hey,satan,help me out here!
balls to that.i finnaly win!!!
oh come on you stuck up bastard!!help me!!
yeah,thats gonna make me help.
you know,i'm just gonna come back.
well...crap.

 

by fusian
12-09-05
i have weird dreams
i mean proper fucked up dreams
like,this one time i dreamed about rape.
it was weird,but it felt good.
after it was done the guy left and he said,in a deep voice...
YOUR A MONSTER!!!!

 

by fusian
12-09-05
i've got a bone to pick with you,you just threw A FUCKING FIRE HYDRANT AT ME AND FROZE ME!!!
well...i thought you were bin landen
...do i look like bin laden?
well,you have a beard.
THATS BECAUSE IT'S FUCKINGICE!!!FROM THE FROZEN FUCKING FROZEN HYDROGEN YOU JUST THREW AT ME!!!
you like rape?

 

by fusian
12-09-05
another murder,and no one suspects anything.
er...i'm not quite dead
...yes you are,i teared you to pieces.
okay smart ass,if i'm dead how am i talking?
hello?hello?i'm lonely...

 

by fusian
12-10-05
oh dear,mister reaper,what do you want?
i've come to take your soul,your dead.
oh.never mind
you seem quite happy about this
of course i am,bush has fucked this country and i get to escape the results!
good point

 

by fusian
12-10-05
oh dear,mister reaper,what do you want?
i've come to take your soul,your dead.
oh.never mind
you seem quite happy about this
of course i am,bush has fucked this country and i get to escape the results!
good point

 

by fusian
12-11-05
wow,look at this pumpkin,it looks like someone had their head chopped off.
up yours jack ass.that fucking hurt,but you dont give a flying shit do ya?
...
*sniff* i only wanted a friend.

 

by fusian
12-12-05
greetings sir,would you care to buy my things?
no,i bet their shit.
they are not!they are recylcled food stuffs.
so...your selling shit?
...in a way...
...i hate you bloody salesmen.

 

by fusian
12-12-05
hey,i thought you were dead!
didnt you read the bible?i came back.
yeah,but then you went back to heaven
...
wiseass.

 

by fusian
12-12-05
helllllo sexy lady!
i'm a guy in drag.
i know. *wink wink*
...
no-one loves me...

 

by fusian
12-12-05
holy shit...my mum just died.
ow...i'm so sorry.
dont be...she left me lots of money.
oh,so i can have sex with her corpse?
...go away...
thats a no?

 

by fusian
12-13-05
HEY YOU!!I NEED TO TALK TO YOU!
er...gotta go!
YOU BASTARD!NOW HOW AM I GONNA GET TEN TONS OF MILK!?!
heh heh...
awww horse shit.

 

by fusian
12-13-05
er...bob,i want to tell you something...
yes what?and why arent you looking me?
it's just we think you need to move out.
but i have nowhere to go!i'll die!!
yeah well...merry chritsmas,you can piss off now.
thanks jerk wad.

 

by fusian
12-16-05
BLUH! I want to suck your blood!
But,your a robt. You have no need to drink blood.
But i'm a vampire!
no...your a robot , is a sad little costume.
*sniff* I just wanted to be someone...

 

by fusian
7-09-06
Bill....
Yeah?
Where the hell did this huge flag come from?
White house.
...You stole this from the white house?
Well,it was for 4th of july.

 

by fusian
7-09-06
I wish there was someone else on this boat...I mean what the hell am i meant to do on my own?
...
Ewww....
*Fap* *fap*

 

by fusian
7-09-06
Yes kids, i could have saved them.
But why bother when I can now rape whos left?
Hello...
Oh shit...

 

by fusian
7-09-06
I'm afraid your daughter didnt make it.
Oh dear god...
On the bright side we have enough donkey burgers to last for years!
Your eating my daughters corpse?
No...but now that you mention it...
*sob*

 

by fusian
8-25-06
That ones total checking me out
Like fuck she is. That ones for me.
Bullshit,shes giving me signals.
It's called a v-sign. It means fuck off.
Oh...thats why he beat me up...
oy....

 

by fusian
8-25-06
Jesus! What the hell are you doing here?
Chilling.
Then,why the cross?
I like the breeze it gives my balls.
iI really shouldn't have asked...
Nice cool breezes...

 

by fusian
8-25-06
Hey!You! What the fuck you doing in my store?
Checking out that hot casheir
You little shit! Thats my daughter!
You think shes hot too dont you?
Oh hell yeah.

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