CC198: Geek Porn Haiku

Author: fuzzyman

Date: July 20, 2003

by fuzzyman
7-20-03
I love my Trek Porn.
Computer, I'd like an Earl Grey tea enema, hot!
Counsellor Troi is naked.
Giordi, can you help me? The dilithium crystals in my vibrator are completely fused!
She has Stiffy Sense.
Is that a phaser in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?