Captain vs. Spankling - 1

Author: fuzzyman

Date: October 19, 2003

by fuzzyman
10-19-03
One day, in Spankling's bedroom...
Halt, evildoer!
Who in the hell are you? How did you get into my bedroom?
I'm Captain Moral Authority! I appear wherever evildoers perpetrate their nefarious acts!
But I'm not an evildoer, and I've never done anything remotely nefarious!
Fox News told me otherwise, and they would never lie! They're fair and balanced!
They distort, you misguide.