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One day, in Spankling's bedroom...
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| Who in the hell are you? How did you get into my bedroom? | |
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| I'm Captain Moral Authority! I appear wherever evildoers perpetrate their nefarious acts! | |
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| But I'm not an evildoer, and I've never done anything remotely nefarious! | |
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| Fox News told me otherwise, and they would never lie! They're fair and balanced! | |
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| They distort, you misguide. | |
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