Captain vs. Spankling - 2

Author: fuzzyman

Date: October 19, 2003

by fuzzyman
10-19-03
So, tell me... What nefarious deed was I about to do?
You were going to pleasure yourself in this very bed!
What's so evil about that?
You were going to fantasize about a threesome with Bill O'Reilly and Sean Hannity!
So? Ann Coulter does that for real!
Yes, but Ann uses a strap-on, so it doesn't count as real sex.