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| Mr. Tobor, can you tell us more about your exciting NO BEHIND LEFT UNCORNHOLED plan? | |
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| YES. IF TOBOR IS ELECTED, TOBOR WILL CORNHOLE EACH AND EVERY AMERICAN DURING HIS FIRST TERM. | |
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| There are hundreds of millions of Americans! That doesn't leave you a lot of time. | |
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| EACH CORNHOLING WILL LAST 22.5 SECONDS. | |
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| And why would this be better than re-electing Bush? | |
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| WOULD YOU RATHER BE FUCKED FOR FOUR YEARS OR 22.5 SECONDS? | |
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