Telegenics

Author: fuzzyman

Date: July 28, 2004

by fuzzyman
7-28-04
Mah fellow 'publicans... Ah am pleased t' accept yer nomination for President. Ah have an' announcement t' make.
Ah have dropped Dick Cheney from th' ticket in favor of someone more appealing.
Hey folks! I'm Abner the Aborted Fetus. Pleased to meet you!
The better you know him th' less gross he seems.
George, get me beer. I'm bleedin' over here!