Practicing for the State of the Union Address

Author: fuzzyman

Date: January 25, 2005

by fuzzyman
1-25-05
Mah fellow 'mericans, freedom is on th' march! We will send our troops around th' world t' topple evil dictators in countries with oil.
Good, good!
I will appoint Supreme Court justices just to th' right of Sean Hannity, but as a comprimise they will be just to th' left of Hitler.
Nicely done.
Y' know, Dick, this is a little mean, but don't Rhenquist sound just like Darth Vader?
START OVER!