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| Dad, why don't you tell the calss about Satan-Up soda? | |
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| Glad to! We make Satan-Up from only the most evil ingredients! | |
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| Essence of Emeril, an extract of Ken Lay's prostate, the finest Chernobyl spring water, and crushed puppies. | |
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| Crushed puppies are evil? | |
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| No, but it gives me an excuse to crush a few. Woof! | |
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