Youth Appeal - 2

Author: fuzzyman

Date: January 30, 2005

by fuzzyman
1-30-05
Dad, why don't you tell the calss about Satan-Up soda?
Glad to! We make Satan-Up from only the most evil ingredients!
Such as...?
Essence of Emeril, an extract of Ken Lay's prostate, the finest Chernobyl spring water, and crushed puppies.
Crushed puppies are evil?
No, but it gives me an excuse to crush a few. Woof!