Low Budget

Author: fuzzyman

Date: March 15, 2005

by fuzzyman
3-15-05
Good evening, this is SCN News. I'm Betty Butterworth. Tonight, tragedy as more soldiers die in Iraq. Jake?
Unfortunately we can't afford a news crew in Iraq, so here's a live feed of Betty's son playing Return to Castle Wolfenstein.
Shit! Shit! Shit! Fragged again! No! Aaaaaa!!! I can't fucking win!
He's adopted.
I think he takes after you!