It's All On SCN

Author: fuzzyman

Date: March 16, 2005

by fuzzyman
3-16-05
This is SCN News. I'm Jake Jemima. Tonight, a grisly murder in the Factory section of town. Betty?
Unfortunately, our film crew is afraid to go into the Factory section, so instead here's a scene from the new hit show CSI: Comic Scene Investigation.
It appears that the victim was anally penetrated by a huge object! What ever could have caused this?
Hmmmmm!
RRRRAAAARRRR! TOBOR WILL--
Oh, stop it.