Loud Joe Buys Underwear

Author: fuzzyman

Date: April 15, 2005

by fuzzyman
4-15-05
Can I help you, sir?
YES, I'M LOOKING FOR SOME UNDERWEAR!!!! SOMETHING STYLISH THAT DOESN'T CHAFE!!!! IF I DON'T USE MY THIGH CREAM I BREAK OUT IN A RASH, YOU SEE!!!
Ummm, well, we have these lovely Nautica super-soft 100% cotton briefs. Guaranteed not to irritate your sensitive skin.
GREAT!!!! DO YOU HAVE ANYTHING WITH A BIGGER BALLSACK!!!? IF I DON'T TAKE MY ANTIBIOTICS MY TESTES GROW TO THE SIZE OF GRAPEFRUIT!!!!
Oh... uh, you want the Tommy Hilfiger Silky Ballmaster Plus, then.
PERFECT!!!! SAY, WOULD YOU HAVE THESE IN BROWN!!?? IF I USE OVERSIZE GERBILS I GET SKIDMARKS THAT JUST WON'T COME OUT IN THE WASH!!!