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| This is SCN News and I'm Jake Jemima. Driving while intoxicated: It's a big problem, but citizens are finding creative ways to avoid it. | |
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| Local activist Jimmy Spittle is at a nearby bar, explaining how he digs up bodies at a local cemetary so he can get home safely. | |
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| With my new buddy here *hic* on the job I can drink as much as I want. Rrright, buddy? | |
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| Of course! I'm the dessicated driver! | |
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| Well, that joke was dead on arrival. | |
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| Can I get back the last fifteen seconds of my life? | |
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