Comic Cup XIII: Ping Pong

Author: fuzzyman

Date: November 9, 2005

by fuzzyman
11-09-05
My name is Sam Suede. I'm a private dick, but that doesn't mean I'm above bending the law when it comes to satisfying my cravings. Too bad my favorite hooker had gone missing.
Hey Leroy, I've got five bucks. Where's Ping?
Ain't seen the bitch for days.
Ping's sister also screwed people for a living. She was my insurance agent. Although, like her sister, she sucked at it. I left her a message and she was in my office lickety split. Or spit. I forget.
Hello, Pong.
Sam! Ping is missing? I came as soon as I heard your message!
I liked her sister a lot.
Yes, you got here pretty fast.
No, silly, I mean your voice makes me really wet.