Faces of Evil

Author: fuzzyman

Date: October 1, 2001

by fuzzyman
10-01-01
Okay, Donkey, here's the plan! Once the President leaves the White House, you blow it up. Got it?
Got it! But, Helmut, why wait until President Bush is gone? Don't you want him to die in the inferno?
No! I think he's great! The President's approval rating rises after bad stuff happens. After the World Trade Center was destroyed, his popularity shot through the roof! Bush's approval rating is 92%!
So when we blow up the White House...
...George W. Bush will be elected God.
Wow, you're both Evil AND Republican. Can I be like you someday?