My Needs Are Simple

Author: fuzzyman

Date: October 3, 2001

by fuzzyman
10-03-01
I'm feeling lonely, Roger.
We need to get you a girlfriend, Neal.
Well, that's just the problem. I realize that I don't want love. I just want sex. Hot, sweaty sex with lots of women who's names I won't remember the next morning.
And your point is...?
Between my legs.
Exactly.