Donald Rumsfeld and his New Job

Author: fuzzyman

Date: November 12, 2006

by fuzzyman
11-12-06
At the Shady Lanes Rest Home...
Don, when you're done cleaning the blood and feces off the walls you can start on the toilets.
Right, where are the rubber gloves, cleaning fluid, and sponges?
Sorry, we're all out. You'll have to make do with a Brillo pad, tap water, and your bare hands.
What? That's ridiculous! I need at least ten sponges, two gallons of ammonia, and three pairs of rubber gloves!
Don, as you know, you have to clean up with the tools you have, not the tools you want.
Where have I heard that before?